1. I’m getting braces soon and I’ve been trying to come up with a joke relating my cost-apprehensions to the frequent appearance of braces on women in pornos I’ve watched (esp. compared to other media). And these aren’t Are You Harder Than A Seventh Grader fantasies or anything, just straight gonzo stuff where the braces are never mentioned. Then I came across a passage in Testo Junkie that was the whole joke:
[I had to return the book to the library before I could finish this post so I will approximate.
It basically claimed that after a revolution of sorts, cis-males would pauperized and put in a position to be exploited to create a pleasure surplus via their mouths and newly opened anuses.
Anyway, I recommend the book. It was well-worth the $1.20 in fines I accrued to finish it and I wish I could have had my own copy to underline. Shout out to the McNally Jackson employee who put it on the Staff Picks shelf.]